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Greg gingerly stepped towards Jack at the front of the house. He could see Kevin giving him a hollow stare as he semi-listened to the conversation between Jack, Pam, and Diana.

The cat carrier felt heavy for being a Himalayan cat, Greg thought to himself as he changed his pace to that of a model walking down the board and held a cocky grin on his face. Greg reminded himself that he had found Jinx all by himself. Sure, it was a cat he had picked up from the pound and had spray painted its tail black so that way it looked like Jinx but hey, a cat is a cat and Greg had "located" Jinx without any help.

As Greg neared the family, thus drawing attention to himself with the cat carrier weighing heavily on his left arm, Greg glanced over at Pam and saw her give him a shocked but none-of-the-less proud smile. Greg glanced at Mrs. Byrnes and saw her smiling warmly at him, clearly recognizing the furry feline in the cat carrier.

Turning a pretentious smile to Kevin, Greg saw Kevin peering into the cat carrier and giving him a look of horror. Greg knew that Kevin must be jealous because he had found Jinx before him. Now Greg's chances of getting along with Jack were better than ever and Kevin was starting to be pushed out of the picture. "What a great day indeed" Greg thought to himself.

To the family, Greg announced, "I have found Jinx. He's a little hungry but other than that he's okay."

The family expectantly waited for Greg to open the cat carrier. Greg drew out his moment of glory, thinking to himself how his previous mistakes with the water volleyball game and the fire would be forgotten. He was one of the family now. Greg opened up the cat carrier door and smiled triumphantly at the family.

Instead of pleased and amazed expressions plastered on their faces, Greg saw open-mouth, speechless expressions. "How odd," Greg thought to himself. He then thought that it could be from their surprise at seeing Jinx.

"Jinx" crawled out of the cat carrier and landed on the ground with a soft thump. The family gazed down at the "cat" and continued to stare at it in horror. Puzzled, Greg followed the family's gaze down to "Jinx." Then he knew why they had been surprised.

Instead of a long-haired Himalayan cat, a bluish furry creature sat on the grass starring absently up at the people surrounding him. It had long, oval ears, large eyes, and it didn't seem to fit a particular animal category. The creature curled its claws into a fist and brought it up to its mouth while clearing its throat. It gave a meek "roar" and smiled pleasantly at its audience.

Finally, Kevin broke the silence and commented in a laugh, "Looks like Jinx turned into some sort of ugly dog!"

Jack demanded, pointing at the creature, "What is this Greg? Your idea of a joke?"

Greg didn't know what to say. He was sure that he had gotten the Himalayan cat. He glanced down at the creature and saw it pick its nose with its tongue, then eat the contents. Greg looked at Jack and gave an innocent smile.

The door slammed shut and Greg faced the door knocker just centimeters from his nose. Sighing heavily, Greg turned from the door and headed dejectedly down the stairs. He saw the creature smiling at him, trying his best to meow like a cat.

Giving the creature a glare, Greg stated angrily to the creature, "Get your own movie!" and left the house to go look for the real Jinx.

Meet Stitch. He's not an ordinary animal. In fact, he's not an animal at all! He's an experimental creation exiled to Earth for all eternity. No need to fortify your house though, Stitch was made a "model citizen" by a young girl named Lilo and has been living his life pleasantly in the islands of Hawaii.

When Lilo and Stitch go on a business trip with Nani, Lilo's older sister, Stitch accidentally causes mayhem in the New York airport and finds himself lost in The Big Apple. With only a piece of paper with the scribbled address of where Lilo is staying, Stitch has to become "street savvy" in order to find his way back to his family.

Derek Zoolander's Center for Children Who Can't Read Good has been running smoothly for the past three months. Unfortunately, Mugatu is back to his sinister ways again and he's seeking revenge on Derek and Hansel for ruining his chance at destroying the Prime Minister of Malaysia. To get back at the two simpletons, Mugatu declares to the mayor of N.Y.C. that the center only teaches children how to be models and doesn't teach them how to read.

In order to save their children's center, Derek, Hansel, and Maury have to prove to the mayor and the council that they teach more than just how to become models.

Stitch and Hansel form an unlikely friendship as they both promise to help each other out.

This is a sweet fan fiction about loyalty, trust, and friendship created in Disney style writing.

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