DISCLAIMER: I do not own any part of Bottle Rocket or Lilo and Stitch nor do I own any of the characters from either movie.

Dignan craftily made his way through the bedroom as he hurriedly stuffed trinkets and treasures into a pillow sack. He was an amateur robber and a wannabe "big-league" crook. Through the calm of the raid, Dignan heard his buddy Anthony (of whom had suggested that they raid his mom's house) pocketing items in the next room.

Peering into the bathroom, Dignan saw nothing of value and hence headed towards a different room. Dignan's gait suggested that he felt that he owned the place as he wove in and out of the rooms, snagging the valuables and articles that "could be" worth something.

As Dignan left the kids' room and headed towards Anthony's mom's bedroom, he felt the presence of Anthony behind him.

Dignan commented cheerfully to his cohort-in-crime, "Just one more room to hit and we're done."

"Just remember the list," Anthony coolly reminded him.

"No problem," Dignan smiled as he put his hand on the handle. He turned to Anthony and smiled while pushing the door open, "I've got everything under control…"

His words faded as the door swung open and he saw a short, two-foot high, blue thing sitting on the dresser no more than three feet away from them. The creature had six arms, bluish fur, long oval ears; and a couple of spines on its back. The creature was holding its own pillow sack and was in the process of emptying the contents of a mahogany box into the sack.

When the creature noticed its audience, the creature gave Dignan and Anthony a toothy grin and greeted them in a raspy voice. It meekly raised its right paw in the air and wiggled its claws at them, murmuring, "Hi!"

Anthony and Dignan gazed slack-jawed at the creature (who appeared to be mimicking their hit). Anthony recognized the contents of he box the creature was dumping into the sack as being the stuff he had given his mom years ago.

Anthony growled angrily, "Hey! That's my mom's jewelry!"

The creature stuck its tongue out at Anthony and finished emptying the box into the bag. Then it threw the box at Anthony and Dignan before hopping off of the dresser. The creature started towards a door leading to the next room.

Anthony tired to step past Dignan to protest but Dignan caught him and held him back. Dignan told him, "Just let it go man. He's only doing this for attention. Just ignore him."

Anthony gave the creature a steely glare, replying, "You're right."

Dignan continued, "He's only upset because his movie didn't hit number one on this summer's Blockbuster list like ours will."

Pushing Anthony back, Dignan suggested, "Lets just leave him alone and maybe he'll go away and let us run our own movie, okay?"

"Yeah," Anthony sighed, turning out of the room, "I guess you're right."

"I'm always right," Dignan laughed as he followed Anthony out of the room. AS he closed the door, Dignan saw the blue creature walking towards him with a satisfied grin.

Dignan raised an eyebrow at the odd creature and sadly shook his head. Dignan then left the room and closed the door behind him, taking his own advice and leaving It alone.

Meet Stitch. He's not an ordinary animal. In fact, he's not an animal at all! He's an experimental creation exiled to Earth for all eternity. No need to fortify your house though, Stitch was made a "model citizen" by a young girl named Lilo and has been living his life pleasantly in the islands of Hawaii.

When Lilo and Stitch go on a business trip with Nani, Lilo's older sister, Stitch accidentally causes mayhem in the New York airport and finds himself lost in The Big Apple. With only a piece of paper with the scribbled address of where Lilo is staying, Stitch has to become "street savvy" in order to find his way back to his family.

Derek Zoolander's Center for Children Who Can't Read Good has been running smoothly for the past three months. Unfortunately, Mugatu is back to his sinister ways again and he's seeking revenge on Derek and Hansel for ruining his chance at destroying the Prime Minister of Malaysia. To get back at the two simpletons, Mugatu declares to the mayor of N.Y.C. that the center only teaches children how to be models and doesn't teach them how to read.

In order to save their children's center, Derek, Hansel, and Maury have to prove to the mayor and the council that they teach more than just how to become models.

Stitch and Hansel form an unlikely friendship as they both promise to help each other out.

This is a sweet fan fiction about loyalty, trust, and friendship created in Disney style writing.

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